hour after hour after hour

Feel the world. It's a beautiful place. Let go of everything and just listen. Listen to the trees, the birds, the wind, the traffic, the walls. Release yourself. It will make you a happier person.

I guarantee.

Tell me shit to make and I'll make it for you.

Recently. I took one male bidoof and placed it in the day care center with one female bidoof. Within 10 minutes, I had 36 bidoof eggs.

So I decided to hatch them.

None of them were shiny,
Damn.

But I will catch you one day, shiny bidoof. One day you will fall under my power and I will capture you, you slightly brighter shade of brown monster, you. I know you're out there. And you're mine.

It's two thousand and ten.

I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
JESUS CHRIST I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU

Goddamit. It's been a year and a day since I made this newgrounds account. I've been cruel.

I've been absentmindedly ignoring you for the past few months, newgrounds. And yet, you were my first look into the internet, you were the thing that created my first step into finding all the stupid shit that influenced me today. Without you, I would never think the way I think today. And I thank you for that.

End.

No.

You lost.