Recently. I took one male bidoof and placed it in the day care center with one female bidoof. Within 10 minutes, I had 36 bidoof eggs.

So I decided to hatch them.

None of them were shiny,
Damn.

But I will catch you one day, shiny bidoof. One day you will fall under my power and I will capture you, you slightly brighter shade of brown monster, you. I know you're out there. And you're mine.